What's the difference between a mosquito and a blonde?
When you smack a mosquito in the head it stops sucking.
What do you get when a naked blonde does a hand stand?
A brunette with bad breath.
What does a blonde say after her fifth orgasm?
"Are all you guys on the same basketball team?"
How does a blonde turn on the light after having sex?
She opens the car door.
What does a blonde wear behind her ears to attract men?
Her knees.
How do you know a blonde has been at the computer?
From the Whiteout(tm) on the screen.
>Why are dumb blonde jokes so short? >So men can understand them . . . Why do blondes have bruised belly buttons? 'Cause blonde guys are dumb, too!