The difference between O.J. Simpson and Christopher Reeve:
> Reeve's wife still talks to him.
> Reeves likes blondes.
> O.J. still likes white broncos.
> O.J. is better with a knife.
What did OJ Simpson say to Micheal Jordan and Larry Bird?
Out the back door, into the Bronco, down the road, to the condo, nothing but neck.
Q: What's the difference between OJ and Christopher Reeve?
A1: The defendant can still rise.
A2: Penmanship.
>Christopher Reeves spoke his first words yesterday. Know what he said?
>Whoaa....whoaaaa!
You know the O. J. Simpson trial has gone on
so long that Johnny Cochran has shed his skin 4 times.
What was the last thing OJ said to Nicole?
Your waiter will be right with you.
Q: Why are Michael Jackson and Lisa-Marie are splitting up?
A: Michael misunderstood when they discussed having children.