Yo' Momma blah blah blah.......

Yo'momma armpits so hairy looks like she got Buckwheat in a headlock!
Yo'momma house so small her washcloth makes wall-to-wall carpeting.
Yo'momma house so small the doormat just says "WEL"
Yo'momma pussy so dry the crabs carry canteens.
Yo'momma so fat everytime she walks in high heels she strikes oil!
Yo'momma so fat mosquitoes see her and scream buffet!
Yo'momma so fat she broke her leg and gravy poured out!
Yo'momma so fat she gotta' take two trips to haul ass!
Yo'momma so fat she had a run in her jeans!
Yo'momma so fat she irons her clothes in the driveway.
Yo'momma so fat she rocked herself to sleep trying to get up.
Yo'momma so fat she uses a mattress as a tampon.
Yo'momma so fat she's on both sides of the family.
Yo'momma so fat when her beeper goes on, people think she's backing up.
Yo'momma so fat when she fell in love she broke it!
Yo'momma so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat people say "TAXI!"
Yo'momma so fat you have to roll over twice to get off of her.
Yo'momma so fat the back of her neck looks like a pack of franks.
Yo'momma so fat when you daddy pulled her panties to the floor they still 
	 had pussy in them
Yo'momma so nasty when your daddy ate her pussy he got food poisoning.
Yo'momma so poor she was kickin a can, and said she was "moving!"
Yo'momma so small she gotta hang glide on a Dorito.
Yo'momma so stinky she make Right Guard turn left!
Yo'momma so stupid she got a bowl when she heard it was chilly outside.
Yo'momma so stupid she went to Alpha Beta and asked to buy a vowel.
Yo'momma so stupid she wrote `M, F, sometimes Wed' under "SEX?"
Yo'momma so stupid that she thought a quarterback was a refund.
Yo'momma so ugly even rice krispies won't talk to her!
Yo'momma so ugly she make an onion cry.
Yo'momma so ugly she tried to take a bath and the water jumped out.
Yo'momma so ugly she wore a pork chop around her neck to get the dog to 
	 play with her. 
Yo'momma so ugly the tide won't even take her out!
Yo'momma so ugly they threw her away and kept the after birth!
Yo'momma so ugly when she was born her incubator windows were tinted.
Yo'momma so ugly yo daddy rather kiss her ass than look in her face.
Yo'momma so ugly zookeepers said thanks for bringin' the bitch back!

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