An Argentine gaucho named Bruno
Said "Fucking is one thing I do know"
"Women are fine
And sheep are devine
"
"But Llamas are numero uno"
There once was a young girl named Jill
Who tried a dynamite stick for a thrill
They Found her vagina
In North Carolina
And Bits of her tits in Brazil
There once was a lady from Arden
Who sucked off a man in a garden
He said "My dear Flo,
Where does all that stuff go?"
And she said "(gulp) I beg your pardon?"
There once was a girl named Maureen
Whose cunt wasn't kept very clean
The come would drip out
Of her smelly old spout
Which she scraped up and ate with Saltines.
EEEEEEEEEEEWWWWW!
There was a young man from Kent
Who had one so long that it bent
Each time that he'd screw
He'd fold it in two
And instead of cumming he went.
A woman one time begat
triplets named Nat, Tat and Pat
The fun was in breeding,
But the hell was in feeding
When she found there was no tit for Tat.
There once was a whore from Peru Who filled her pussy with glue. She said, "That's no sin, If they pay to get in, They can pay to get out again, too."
Here's to the girl from Chester Who said to the guy who undressed her. "I think that you'll find You should lick my behind, 'Cause my pussy is starting to fester."
There was a lesbian named Elise Whose pubic hair hung to her knees. So the crabs got together And knitted a sweater, So in winter they wouldn't freeze.