WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A PENIS AND A BONUS?
YOU CAN ALWAYS GET YOUR WIFE TO BLOW YOUR BONUS!
A guy walks into his doctor's office with a horrible case of discolored
penis. He drops his shorts and there it is, bright blazin' orange. The
doctor had never seen anything that bad. He starts asking the guy about his
daily routine:
"Do you take any prescription medicine?"
"Nope. Nothing."
"Do you have more intercourse than average?"
"Nope. Once a week."
"Do you participate in any athletics?"
"Nope. About the only thing I do anymore is lay around, eat Cheetos and
watch the Playboy channel."
Why do most men name their penises?
Because they don't want a stranger making 90% of their decisions.
I got this one from a fellow named Eric F. Brown via email. Thanks Eric:
What do parsley and pubic hair have in common?
You push them both aside and keep on eating
Which in turn spawned this one at the local tavern the other night:
What is the difference between pussy and parsley?
Nobody eats parsley.