I found a dead cat with it's head in tact,
But the rest of the body was hammered flat.
We pried it up and we threw it at
This old lady down the street who was incredibly fat.
It was a

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Sail cat
Mashed flat
Kitty went splat.
it was a sail cat

Funny looking thing to see flying through the air
It's no wonder that they never sell these things at Zayre
Kinda' like a frisbee but with matted kitty hair
It's the only toy my parents never ever made me share.
It was a

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Pry it up after six days of baking the tar
Used to be somebody's fluffy but got hit by a car.
If you know just how to do it you can throw it pretty far.
If you're playing frisbee football, it's really quite bizzare
With a

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